March 2009 Archives

The Centennial Issue Is Out!

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Celebrate 100 years of Gargoyle by picking up a copy of our centennial issue, now appearing at a rack near year you!

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In it you'll find such treats as:
  • 66 factually truthful and informational facts about the Gargoyle
  • A variety of tributes from alumni
  • Some common aquatic disorders
  • The dark, ominous implications of "It's Raining Men"
  • A story about a talking egg
And much more!

Our last issue (Winter '09, Slashing Our Standards) is now also available for download in the archives.

Fair Trade

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We present GargReel Number Two, in which...
  • Sean-Billy-Baby reveals some of his extensive list of fetishes
  • We find out what Gail does in her spare time, and why she always has so much spending money
  • A joke is made about the StuPub elevator
  • Comic books are mentioned
Enjoy!


Centennial Issue Alumni Ads

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Hello alums!

You might have received an email last week about buying space in the upcoming centennial issue. For your convenience, here are the prices for all the potential spaces.

    Black and White
        1/8 page: $50.00
        1/4 page: $70.00
        1/2 page: $120.00
        full page: $175.00
    Color
        1/8 page: $75.00
        1/4 page: $100.00
        1/2 page: $150.00
        full page: $210.00

Remember that the deadline for sending in payments is next Friday, March 13th. The absolute deadline for content is the following Wednesday, the 18th.

We can't wait to see what you have for us!


Many thanks to Chris "Bobby Kennedy" Kozminski and David Faulkner for their work on this video.

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