November 2009 Archives

Punday Monday

By Stuart on November 30, 2009 11:08 AM
Q: Why couldn't the boy tear his eyes away from the frog?
A: It was ribbiting.

I never planned on keeping my mustache this long, but it just kinda grew on me.

Q: Why must a sailor always know the whole alphabet?
A: Otherwise, he's bound to get lost at 'C'.

Turkeysoontime!

By Will on November 25, 2009 10:49 AM

Hey! Enjoy all your cranberry concoctions and basted birds and whatever else you eat to commemorate a fictitious event contrived to spread a romanticized illusion of cooperation between an invading pilgrim hoard and the native people they systematically swindled, abused, murdered, and probably said mean stuff about behind their backs.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!

                                                                                           Love,

                                                                                                  -Gargoyle <3

by Adrian Choy

Punday Monday

By Stuart on November 23, 2009 1:37 PM | 1 Comment
A recent study examined the effects of a new drug used to reverse the aging process in cows. The findings were quite re-veal-ing.

Turns out that Masquerade, Gatorade for mascots, was just a hoax.

Q: How do emos communicate over long distances?
A: Morose code

Pancakery!

By Will on November 20, 2009 9:07 PM | 1 Comment

Walking down the street one day, I fell down a man-hole and broke both my shins. Lying there drenched in sewage, looking up at that disk of light from whence I'd fallen, a thought came to mind: "What if there was a sensible hair-care solution for men?"

Then the rats came. 

ADRIAN CHOY IS AWESOME

The Fall '09 Issue Emerges from the Dark!

By Cathy on November 3, 2009 12:06 PM | 6 Comments
Yes, a brand new issue of the Gargoyle has taken corporeal form and will soon reveal itself to the general public! Find it on and around campus or subscribe and you will have a hand-addressed copy delivered DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOME using cutting-edge POSTAL SERVICE TECHNOLOGY!

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