Punday Monday

Q: Why couldn't the boy tear his eyes away from the frog?
A: It was ribbiting.

I never planned on keeping my mustache this long, but it just kinda grew on me.

Q: Why must a sailor always know the whole alphabet?
A: Otherwise, he's bound to get lost at 'C'.

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