December 2009 Archives
Another semester here at the UMich is winding down, but the Gargoyle is plowing onward. Our winter issue has completed its larval phase and cocooned itself in order to grow and develop over the holiday break.
We have some fantastic content lined up for you, including thrilling interviews with OK Go, Dick Valentine of Electric Six, John Hodgman, Guy Davis, our dads, and much more! Look for it in late January. In the meantime, please enjoy our web offerings and be sure to stay in touch!
Shampoo for Squares - Guaranteed to eliminate knots and wreck tangles.
Glockenspiel - A lecture given at gunpoint.
Q: What do you call lunchmeat that works at an illegitimate calling center?
A: Phony Bologna
Glockenspiel - A lecture given at gunpoint.
Q: What do you call lunchmeat that works at an illegitimate calling center?
A: Phony Bologna
Tom Swifties!
"I don't remember what groceries I need," Tom said listlessly.
"I'm escaping through the air duct!" Tom said inventively.
"Why aren't you hanging out with Claire anymore?" "I broke up with her," Tom declared.
"I don't remember what groceries I need," Tom said listlessly.
"I'm escaping through the air duct!" Tom said inventively.
"Why aren't you hanging out with Claire anymore?" "I broke up with her," Tom declared.
Lookie! It's a coked-up polar bear eating vanilla ice cream with a plastic spoon in a glass bowl while having sex with an albinio eskimo who's listening to the Beatle's 15th American album and watching 'Friends.'
Douglas stumbled into the hallway and noticed an unfamiliar noise. It sounded light and fluttery, a bit like two leather gloves slapping together; it was one of those noises that invited you to look about anxiously, wondering if you really wanted to find its source. Up in the corner of the hallway ceiling, approximately seven feet from Douglas's pillow-sculpted hair, was a god-damned bat. It was only the size of a Russian nesting doll, but Douglas shrieked like a prepubescent girl and ran back into his room, slamming the door behind him.
Continue reading Of Bats and Men.
Prostitutes are whoreable
Paper is tearable
Canada is overstated
Salt and pepper are seasonal
Aerosol cans are mistical.
Mrs. are misstaken.
Forklifts are palletable.
Paper is tearable
Canada is overstated
Salt and pepper are seasonal
Aerosol cans are mistical.
Mrs. are misstaken.
Forklifts are palletable.
Bring the Gargoyle Magazine with you on Spring Break Cancun 2010 to share funny stories and articles with college friends from all over.
There are famous Cornell alumnus that have moved to Las Vegas, including a Las Vegas DUI Attorney, poker players and other celebrities that made their trek after college.
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