If you didn't get your fill of interviews with the current issue that's out, here's an interview with Andy, a homeless meth addict turned hare krishna following cosmetology student with lots of shit in his closet I lived with last spring break.
Stuart: What was your most recent memorable dream?
Andy: I dreamt about all the members of Happy Days. They were still acting but in a completely different show.
S: What was the last thing you regretted buying?
A: $100 worth of DVDs when I was drunk.
S: Recount a strange food experience you had.
A: I was prepping up jalapenos, then I took a piss, then I ended up on the floor w/a bag of ice over my goodfellow for a half hour. AHHH!!!
S: Is there any credibility to the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, UFOs, or Atlantis?
A: I think so. I've seen two UFOs--at the same time, with my own eyes. So why then, would I discount the possibility of their existence all together? Besides, I think everyone reading this has experienced enough in their lives to know that there are living entities in every type of atmosphere and existences far beyond anything we could understand. It's humbling.
S: What sport shouldn't be considered a sport?
A: If it didn't mean offending all my relatives in Minnesota of Scandinavian descent, I'd say curling. You know what I mean. I mean, come on! Seriously, I'll have a talk with them!
S: What activity isn't considered a sport that should be?
A: Grinding. It's going with the flow when you're living life on the streets. It's the underlying foundation to the style of your hustle. There are rules. For instance, you can't let a streetlamp or pole or whatever, come between you and someone you're walking around with, and there's ways of canceling that mistake etc.
S: What is your idea of a perfect day?
A: Waking up early, like 5:30, and chanting Hare Krishna! The rest of the day is a turning wheel of bliss!
S: What do you wish was in your fridge right now that isn't?
A: Prasadam.
S: What could be greater than golf with a gator?
A: A late night dinner with a plane navigator.
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