Supermarket Haikus

Goddamn claw machine
never grabs the fucking prize
Just one more attempt.

Lemons are on sale!
Watermelons are on sale!
Greeting cards are not.

Caution: Floor is wet.
Maybe someone should dry it,
not set up these signs.
A gumball machine!
I think I have a quarter.
Shit! Just a nickel.

Electric scooters:
shopping carts of the future.
Not just for cripples.

Only small children
and maybe little people
should sit in cart seats.

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