May 2010 Archives

From the brilliant and depraved mind of Chris Kozminski comes the latest installment in the ongoing saga of MC Kleen N' Fresh. In this episode, we learn the importance of communication and study examples of how not to go on a date. Take note, fellows, this could be you!

Another story from the inestimable Peter Eldred:

When Mark returned home from work, his eight year old daughter Vanessa was nowhere to be found.  The phone rang.

"We have your daughter.  Deliver $100,000 to us by tomorrow at noon if you ever want to see her again." A deep voice said.

Mark considered this briefly.  "What if I don't?"

"Do you really want to play games with little Vanessa's life, Mr. Huxtable?"

"No, no," he said firmly, "I mean what if I don't want to see her again? I don't know if you've noticed, but she's kind of a little bitch."

Two lovely and amusing pieces from the talented Eileen Stahl:

 The perils of Statistics

A couple issues ago, we ran a picture of a clock that was obscured by the center crease of the magazine.  Now, for the first time, you can print it out yourself on acid-free, archival-quality paper.  Or in the basement of the UGLi.

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Come on baby (internet), why you gotta be that way? After several weeks of trying to tame our own blog, the Gargoyle has finally succeeded and will now be publishing on what we hope will be a regular basis. Look forward to the following:

• More Punday Mondays! Punnier than ever!
• New Gargreels!
• Gargoyle Podcasts!
• Amusing Pictures!
• Risible Baubles From The Savage Orient!
• More!

So stay tuned, excellent things are on the way!