Has anyone ever seen someone play a harmonica and smoke a cigarette at the same time? I'm not talking "note, note, puff, puff, note," I'm talking simultaneous notepuffin'. Like, the smoke is creating the reverberations, you know?
How about a flute? Same principal, right? Wait, no... that's exhaling only, as far as I'm aware. I guess you could stick a cigarette in your nose while playing the flute, then smoke would blast out of each valve as you hit the notes. I wonder if that's how the earth feels when volcanoes are smoldering, like it's got a gargantuan cigarette up its nose...
You know, cigarettes are just too damn small. Forget cigars, too. I want to buy a whole pack of cigarettes, get them wet, and press-form them into a big 'ol rectangular prism, about the size of the pack itself. You could do octagonal prisms, too. Maybe a nice truncated cone?
Seems like a lot of work though. When are they going to make smoking easier? Smokers always have to buy new packs, new lighters, go outside, smoke one at a time, etc. Seems like by now there'd be some kind of implant that circulates smoke-filled air through your lungs at all times; maybe a filter in your throat that makes your exhales clear and clean as a mountain stream but still gives you that classic smoke feeling on the inside.
As an unrelated pursuit, I want to start drinking all liquids through my eyes.
