I was driving to my cousin's Grad party today, when the service plaza in northern Ohio gave me the perfect idea for a blog post. Turns out no one cares what they look like on the side of the highway in the Buckeye state.
Hawaiian Shirts: I'll admit it, I was wearing one of these guys today. But that in no way condones it. It's either a sign that you didn't prepare for leaving your house that morning, or that you shouldn't have been allowed to show your face to the outside world in the first place.
Long Sleeved T-shirt: They make everybody look like an Orangutang. Never wear a long sleeved t-shirt.
These Shoes:
Yeah yeah, I get it. They're comfortable, they're easy to put on, and they're durable. Unfortunately, they will make you look like president of the RV club. So unless you don't have enough time to tie your shoelaces before going to UMix, do yourself a favor and wear real God damn shoes,
Shell Necklaces: Don't. Just don't.*
*Fucking Don't
