Meeting Minutes For "The Society For The Mildly Incompetent"

6:00pm  Meeting is supposed to begin

6:11pm  Everyone finally shows up a little late

6:13pm  Meeting is sidetracked by Gary's ketchup stain on his breast pocket

6:16pm  Gary really doesn't know where the stain came from

6:18pm  Consensus drawn: yes, it is probably ketchup

6:20pm  Previous meeting notes would have been read if they hadn't been rendered illegible after being sent through the wash in Linda's pants

6:23pm  Projector setup attempted
6:38pm  Oliver realizes that there are missing cables. Projector is abandoned.

6:40pm  Alfonzo has a brilliant idea, but forgets it. All attempts to recall it are fruitless

6:45pm  Mandy serves cookies that are a little strange, because she used baking soda instead of baking powder

6:55pm  Gary falls out of his chair after leaning too far back

6:55pm  Gary get's a weird cramp in his shoulder, and a motion is passed to adjourn the meeting. Director vetoes.

6:56pm  Linda calls for a Re-vote to adjourn the meeting

6:58pm  The vote is 5-4 against adjourning, not enough to pass.

7:00pm  Meeting is scheduled to adjourn, does so. 

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