You wanna look fly? Hot? Loquacious? Whatever other hip
adjectives the kids are using these days? Don't sweat it. The Gargoyle's got
your back. And front. And other parts. There is only one look this summer that
is any good, seen here on Lenny Kravitz.
That's right. He has a corded telephone receiver plugged into his smart phone. Because when you look this cool, you can do whatever you want. Lenny also has horses that pull his Rolls-Royce. He sticks leeches on the end of his vaccination syringes. He even wraps a rosary around his condom before making sweet passionate love the way only Lenny Kravitz can. But anyway. Let's get back to what's important. Supply-side economics. No. Wait. Fashion. If you wanna pull this look off, follow these simple steps.
- Buy the clothing and accessories
- Become Lenny Kravitz.
Simple. Should step 2 fail, resign yourself to accept your
fate. You will never be Lenny Kravitz. Or look this good. My condolences.
