Using the hacking technology of the News of the World, the Gargoyle was able to secure an advanced copy of Ms. Duff's Ultrasound.
Have a look.
Continue reading Hilary Duff is Pregnant.
August 2011 Archives
Welcome to Fouke, Arkansas, where the population apparently hasn't grown in twenty years. Where people fish a lot and freak out at handprints in the mud. Where kittens die without warning and flowerpots are constantly knocked over. Where girls scream ceaselessly and half the town carries the last name of Crabtree.
It's not the residents' fault, of course. Each one of these unfortunate events is the direct result of Bigfoot living in their backyard. How do I know this? Well, the people of Fouke, no doubt fed up with people asking them about their last names and broken flowerpots, have put all widespread public rumors to rest with their 1972 documentary entitled The Legend of Boggy Creek.
Complete with needless zooms, brilliant reenactments, and (of course) actual footage of Sasquatch, you know you're in for something that really should have been Oscar nominated. Be warned: this movie is terrifying. Those with weak stomachs should not continue to read after the jump.
Continue reading Movie Review: The Legend of Boggy Creek.
In light of the recent debt crisis I've decided to make my own plan, outlined to inform our president of how handling debt should really be done.
To Our Royal Highness (and seasoned man with an inexorable fashion sense),
Continue reading Dear BroBama.
Gargoyle Magazine readers utilize moving companies and moving services at the end of each semester to help move personal belongings to and from school.