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HEY! YOU! There's a new Gargoyle issue coming out, THIS WEEK!!!

What, are you serious?

YES, YOU! We are serious!

Well, why should I read this newest compilation of all things arty, ridiculous, and inappropriate?

WELL, we have an interview with OK GO! Lead singer/guitarist Damian Kulash, for starters.

Wowzers! That's impressive. What are the chances I'll also find interviews with Electric Six front man Dick Valentine, Hellboy illustrator Guy Davis, and John Hodgman?

FAIR TO EXCELLENT.

Well I'm sold. One last question: why would I read Gargoyle Humor Magazine instead of, say, the "Every Three Weekly?"

GOOD QUESTION, let's ask a celebrity. Hey Damian Kulash, what do YOU think about the E3W?

THERE YOU HAVE IT. New garg issue this week! Coming to an Ann Arbor business or newsrack near you! If that's not good enough, subscribe here: http://gargmag.com/store.html

Woah! Holidays anyone? We at Gargoyle sincerely hope you had an enjoyable holiday season and a Happy New Year! (Except for you, China. You don't get a 'happy new year' until you move it to the same time as everybody else. February?? Really?? You, too, Serbia - get on the ball*.)

Anyhoo, We hope you're ready for a whole new decade of decadence and debauchery from your favorite Humor Magazine! You can read us at the gym, while not eating junk food, while quitting smoking, while quitting drinking, AND while realizing that this year won't actually be any different than the last. Enjoy!

*Like the one that drops in Times Square. In DECEMBER.

Lookie! It's a coked-up polar bear eating vanilla ice cream with a plastic spoon in a glass bowl while having sex with an albinio eskimo who's listening to the Beatle's 15th American album and watching 'Friends.'

Hey! Enjoy all your cranberry concoctions and basted birds and whatever else you eat to commemorate a fictitious event contrived to spread a romanticized illusion of cooperation between an invading pilgrim hoard and the native people they systematically swindled, abused, murdered, and probably said mean stuff about behind their backs.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!

                                                                                           Love,

                                                                                                  -Gargoyle <3

Walking down the street one day, I fell down a man-hole and broke both my shins. Lying there drenched in sewage, looking up at that disk of light from whence I'd fallen, a thought came to mind: "What if there was a sensible hair-care solution for men?"

Then the rats came. 

Hey look! Another Gargoyle art-related blog post! What's the occasion!? Well, in addition to it being the 294th day in the year and all (woo!), there's a fresh batch of Gargoyle cookin' up just for you! That's right - a new issue is just around the corner, with the stone-washed flavor and tinny texture that satisfies you like nothing else can. Gargoyle - ingest one soon!

So this one time me and Jimmy Nimble took a drive up the coast, just to grab some air, you know? And Jimmy says to me he says, "You eva used that one kinda shampoo? You know, the one dat makes you're arms turn inta tentacles?" And I says, "Jimmy, that's rediculous - there ain't no shampoo gonna turn your arms inna tennacles." And 'ol Jimmy, he just lunged at me with his tentacle-arms and choked me to death.