This is a very special Punday Monday. Firstly, because I'm actually updating on Monday. Secondly, it's a bunch of illustrated Tom Swifties. Ch-check it out!
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Hey Jake Sully/John Smith! Wanna go hang out under the Hometree/Grandmother Willow? You know, just to forget about Colonel Quaritch/Governor Ratcliffe and Tsu-tey/Kocoum for a while...
This may, or may not, go with the article posted 2 weeks ago.
Chief of Gargoyle Infographics Stuart Vandenbrink has created the following images to assist you in your day-to-day life:
Should you forget yourself when spelling a word:
Should you forget yourself when spelling a word:
Continue reading Important Graphics.
In an effort in increase awareness around campus, the Gargoyle has considered adopting a new logo for some time. Ideally, the logo should be striking, yet simple; bold, but accessible; it should be something that one might find oneself doodling during class. As part of a creative exercise the Gargoyle staffers (artists and writers alike) were asked to come up with new logos for the magazine. These abominations are the result of that mistake:
Wow, Billy, this is... Terrible. Really, it's just absolutely awful. It looks like it was made by chimp with Down's Syndrome.
Continue reading The Logo Exercise.
A couple issues ago, we ran a picture of a clock that was obscured by the center crease of the magazine. Now, for the first time, you can print it out yourself on acid-free, archival-quality paper. Or in the basement of the UGLi.
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HEY! YOU! There's a new Gargoyle issue coming out, THIS WEEK!!!
What, are you serious?
YES, YOU! We are serious!
Well, why should I read this newest compilation of all things arty, ridiculous, and inappropriate?
WELL, we have an interview with OK GO! Lead singer/guitarist Damian Kulash, for starters.
Wowzers! That's impressive. What are the chances I'll also find interviews with Electric Six front man Dick Valentine, Hellboy illustrator Guy Davis, and John Hodgman?
FAIR TO EXCELLENT.
Well I'm sold. One last question: why would I read Gargoyle Humor Magazine instead of, say, the "Every Three Weekly?"
GOOD QUESTION, let's ask a celebrity. Hey Damian Kulash, what do YOU think about the E3W?
THERE YOU HAVE IT. New garg issue this week! Coming to an Ann Arbor business or newsrack near you! If that's not good enough, subscribe here: http://gargmag.com/store.html
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Lookie! It's a coked-up polar bear eating vanilla ice cream with a plastic spoon in a glass bowl while having sex with an albinio eskimo who's listening to the Beatle's 15th American album and watching 'Friends.'
Bring the Gargoyle Magazine with you on Spring Break Cancun 2010 to share funny stories and articles with college friends from all over.
There are famous Cornell alumnus that have moved to Las Vegas, including a Las Vegas DUI Attorney, poker players and other celebrities that made their trek after college.
Michigan Gargoyle fans contribute Promotional
Gargoyle readers will want to look up different Detroit Moving Companies prior to signing any agreement for moving services.
