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HEY! YOU! There's a new Gargoyle issue coming out, THIS WEEK!!!

What, are you serious?

YES, YOU! We are serious!

Well, why should I read this newest compilation of all things arty, ridiculous, and inappropriate?

WELL, we have an interview with OK GO! Lead singer/guitarist Damian Kulash, for starters.

Wowzers! That's impressive. What are the chances I'll also find interviews with Electric Six front man Dick Valentine, Hellboy illustrator Guy Davis, and John Hodgman?

FAIR TO EXCELLENT.

Well I'm sold. One last question: why would I read Gargoyle Humor Magazine instead of, say, the "Every Three Weekly?"

GOOD QUESTION, let's ask a celebrity. Hey Damian Kulash, what do YOU think about the E3W?

THERE YOU HAVE IT. New garg issue this week! Coming to an Ann Arbor business or newsrack near you! If that's not good enough, subscribe here: http://gargmag.com/store.html

Lookie! It's a coked-up polar bear eating vanilla ice cream with a plastic spoon in a glass bowl while having sex with an albinio eskimo who's listening to the Beatle's 15th American album and watching 'Friends.'

Hey! Enjoy all your cranberry concoctions and basted birds and whatever else you eat to commemorate a fictitious event contrived to spread a romanticized illusion of cooperation between an invading pilgrim hoard and the native people they systematically swindled, abused, murdered, and probably said mean stuff about behind their backs.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!

                                                                                           Love,

                                                                                                  -Gargoyle <3

Hey look! Another Gargoyle art-related blog post! What's the occasion!? Well, in addition to it being the 294th day in the year and all (woo!), there's a fresh batch of Gargoyle cookin' up just for you! That's right - a new issue is just around the corner, with the stone-washed flavor and tinny texture that satisfies you like nothing else can. Gargoyle - ingest one soon!

So at about 4:30 one night, I was wandering the streets when a figure stepped towards me form the shadows. Her wild hair, as red as her eyes, swam around her head in a chaotic cyclone. Her clothing, made entirely of pizza boxes and bottle caps, shone with a glimmer not unlike a champagne glass under a neon sign. In one hand, a brown-bagged bottle. In the other, a sharpie. That woman taught me how to love that night, and her mark remains with me to this day.

Hello dearly beloved Garg fans! We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of the printing year. Its memory, however, will live on in the hundreds of printed issues available NOW near you. So in the face of this most grim of circumstances, what more perfect a (an?) eulogy than to continue feeding you art-like things on a weekly basis ... from BEYOND the ended print year!?