Essays

I'm a girl of simple desires and aspirations. I don't want much, but one of the things I've always wanted to do is see popular '90s multi-hit wonder Smash Mouth perform live. I can only imagine how fun it would be, singing enthusiastically along with such songs as "Walking On the Sun," "All Star," and that cover of "I'm A Believer" they did for Shrek and then listening with mild curiosity to whatever other songs Smash Mouth has written.

But it seems the fates are conspiring against me.

It's time for the Gargoyle Online Article section's tri-monthly update. This time we have two passionate and wildly dissenting cereal reviews by Stuart Vandenbrink that I should have uploaded two months ago when I received them. Oh, well. Perhaps I was drunk. Click on the article-title-link-thing to read them. Now.