In light of the recent debt crisis I've decided to make my own plan, outlined to inform our president of how handling debt should really be done.
To Our Royal Highness (and seasoned man with an inexorable fashion sense),
Me: Hey there, Radio! Whatcha doing today?
Radio: Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed.
Me: Oh. Well, all right, then, what about Saturday? Want me to call Saturday?
Radio: Don't feel like picking up my phone. So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.
Me: I'm asking you about Saturday. And you know how much leaving voicemails freaks me out. Sometimes you're really insensitive, you know that?
Radio: I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan.
Me: Pretending to go comatose isn't helping, Radio.
Radio: Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
So yesterday I tried to rent Insidious from the Redbox at Kroger, but apparently it was out of stock. I say 'apparently' because I'm still convinced that they have 40 copies of it in there, and when they claim to have...what is it this week, oh, Blue Crush 2...that they actually don't have any, and stock the good movies in its place instead.
What did I get instead?!? After the jump.
But until Joss Whedon's Firefly returns to television and My Little Pony disappears from the internet altogether, said work cannot take place. Therefore, I have decided to resume my web writing for the Gargoyle to pass the time. And, since I am a generous higher power, I have decided to impart some of the ancient wisdom that I have gained from the wild after the jump. Be grateful, lesser beings. Be grateful.