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Foot in Mouth Disease

by Mady Eberstein Well, I'll be. If I had a nickel for every time I went and put my foot in my mouth, I’d be a goner. They say big things...

Spider-Man: Nobody's Home?

by Sujay Kulkarni Excited fans gearing up for the release of Marvel and Sony’s third Spider-Man movie this winter might be in for a bit...

Elon Musk’s Bizarre Adventure

by Gautham Jayaraj “Is that a joint?” Elon Musk asked Joe Rogan quizzically. He observed the cloud brandishing from the bald, MMA-DMT-Jiu...

Getting Ready

by Chris Hanlon She takes her time when it’s time to get ready Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy He has been ready since 2...

Rush Disciples of Bargozeth!

by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...

White Claw Plane Crash

by Luke Homans Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as...