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Timeline of the Apocalypse
The following message was found on the back of a really, really dirty napkin from an unknown author. Questions remain regarding the...
Beloved Animated Cucumber Ravages Africa, Investigation Underway
by Tess Beiter April 15th Tragedy has struck the northern coast of Africa. News finally broke yesterday explaining the worrying silence...
Something Smells Funky at 420 Maynard!
by Baba Johnny Its’ The Month of April in the year 2022! which means on the first Saturday, April 2nd, students and potheads will gather...
Why is the Gargoyle Green?
by Gautham Jayaraj People often ask “who is Gargoyle?” but many don’t ask “why is Gargoyle?” or more grammatically sensical, “why is...
Green Pilled
by Ashton Gibson You’re trapped in a windowless room, alone, save for the threatening and oddly lumpy trench-coated figure blocking the...
Gargoyle vs. Green Goblin
by Gautham Jayaraj Spiderman No Way Home revealed the reality of the multiverse. There are many spidermen out there on different Earths,...
Letter from Arthur Miller
by Mayee C My dearest reader, Allow me to give you regards on your success in finding my letter. You must have endured a long journey...
The Cult of Mary Sue Coleman
by Ashton Gibson The President has fallen. Long live the President. Something in Ann Arbor shifts. The followers of Mary Sue Coleman had...
Justice for Kevin Human!
by Luke Homans Change.org Everyone has a hero. Some of those heroes are a little bit mustier than others. However the mustiest of them...