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THE ONLY HUMOR MAGAZINE EST. 1909
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- Apr 23
Stuck With Band Aid
By Charlie Splete You fell in love with their charitable hit “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”. Now, pop-rock amalgam Band Aid has a brand...
- Apr 23
New University Stereotypes
Illustrated by Sam Adkins, Written with help from the Gargoyle staff
- Mar 14
List of Biggest Things (In Order of Bigness)
Written by Trey Norbey, Illustrated by Audie Hobson
- Mar 14
Clifford's Big Red Obituary
1963-2024 Today we honor the life of America’s favorite Big Mistake: Clifford the Big Red Dog. On the morning of January 21st, 2024,...
- Mar 13
Fake Ads: Volume 115 Issue 3
By Sam Adkins
- Mar 2
Catfish: Prince & Rapunzel
By Madeline Lewis
- Mar 1
Ménage à Trois? Sam x Frodo- LOTR (SPECIAL ONLINE EDITION)
Hiiiiiiiiiii this is my first fanfic so pls don’t leave mean commentsss!!!!!! It takes place between the first and second LOTR movies, I...
- Mar 1
Magic Cig'ret
Wyatt and Irma were not very rich; He sold scrap metal and she was a witch; They weren’t well off by any old means, And they’d’ve been...
- Mar 1
Fake Ads: Volume 115 No. 1
Above art done by Sam Adkins Above art done by Annika Smits
- Mar 1
Professor Mark Schlissel Just Wants A Little Love
Former University of Michigan president and pseudo sex offender Mark Schlissel was impeached last year after attempting to pull off a...
- Mar 1
Vigilante Group "C-Men" Demand Another Internet Outage Now!
At the crack of dawn, on September 26th, the university’s custodial and grounds services erected a sign in Mary Markley. In one ruthless...
- Mar 1
UM Medical Info Leak Uncovers Ross Students' Drug Use
On the eve of the new academic year, an internet security breach at the University of Michigan prompted confidential prescription notes...
- Mar 1
The Chronicles of Helen the First U.S.A. Bus Marshal
By Sam Adkins
- Mar 14, 2023
New Discovery Sheds Light On Mystery Species
Just as dawn broke on October 45th, 3078, archeologist Burnt Bees made an astounding discovery. Bees’ team has spent the last three years...
- Mar 14, 2023
Dumpster Unboxing!
By Pingyu Hsu
- Mar 14, 2023
Rolling in the next era of fashion: What will my wardrobe be post-apocalypse?
An apocalypse is a time of both whimsy and woe; as the toxic fumes fill your mind with magical little creatures, they also fill your body...
- Mar 14, 2023
Bachelor In Wasteland
By Sabrina Barnes and Arielle Lytkowski Welcome to the Wasteland! The apocalypse may be upon us, but so is the MOST DRAMATIC season of...
- Mar 13, 2023
Timeline of the Apocalypse
The following message was found on the back of a really, really dirty napkin from an unknown author. Questions remain regarding the...
- Apr 19, 2022
Going Green at UM: A Narrative
by Amer Goel It was a cold, brisk, dark, gloomy, dark, brisk, cold night. Time for dinner, perhaps. A hungry (and handsome) dark young...
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