Apr 192 minGoing Green at UM: A Narrativeby Amer Goel It was a cold, brisk, dark, gloomy, dark, brisk, cold night. Time for dinner, perhaps. A hungry (and handsome) dark young...
Apr 193 minBeloved Animated Cucumber Ravages Africa, Investigation Underwayby Tess Beiter April 15th Tragedy has struck the northern coast of Africa. News finally broke yesterday explaining the worrying silence...
Apr 193 minCreamy Irish Cuisineby Luke Homans Allow me to paint a picture for you. It is March 3rd, 2022. You are cruising down the interstate at a speed somewhere...
Apr 193 minTHE REAL (BUT SLIGHTLY REDACTED) HISTORY OF THE GREEN M&MUncovered By: Amer Goel and Tess Beiter, descendants of Donald Regan June 12, 1992 Dear Diary, The USSR has finally fallen to our valiant...
Apr 192 minHow the Garg Saved Saint Patrick's Dayby Anson Lee Once upon a time in Ireland, there lived a mischievous Gargoyle. He spent his days pranking the animals of the forest,...
Apr 193 minSomething Smells Funky at 420 Maynard!by Adam Krugel Its’ The Month of April in the year 2022! which means on the first Saturday, April 2nd, students and potheads will gather...