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A Tinder Tale
By Michael Rosenberg
SurrealScapes: Umich Campus in COVID-19
By Izzy Hedin-Urrutia
Non-Binary Starbucks Baristas
Conceptualized and Illustrated by Resident non-binary Lesbian, Izzy Hedin-Urrutia
Straight Conversion Therapy
By Izzy Hedin-Urrutia A scenario: you’re sitting around the crumbling, flaming hole acting as the fire pit in the co-op that you’ve spent...
VEGAN FRUIT LEATHER
A Trip with Rudy Giuliani
By Nicholas Dibagia Parody: https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=55565 Dose: A handful, Oral, LSD Blotter; 1 bowl for recovery,...
The Buck Stops Here
By Nicholas Dibagia We’ve all heard the saying: “The buck stops here.” Maybe it was in that picture taken by a potato during Eisenhower’s...
Our Rankings Of The Best Cardinal Directions
By Brendan Dewley 4. South South should clearly be marked as the worst cardinal direction. South means down, and down is bad. 3. North...
Yeehaw! This Western Town Decided To Create A Modern Caste System
By Brendan Dewley Yeehaw! You got that right, partner! This southern town boilin’ in the swelterin’ heat of the New Mexico desert just up...
This Man Can Eat The Hottest Sauce At Willy’s Extreme Wing Tavern Off Of I-75 On Exit 97
By Brendan Dewley Hey, you. Try to imagine for a moment guzzling down two dozen bone-in wings in just thirty-six minutes. Now, imagine...
Turning Point USA Ad
By Sarah Aftab
Schlissel Says Relax
By Nicholas Dibagia “What the fuck is going on?” “Who’s in quarantine now?” “Covid causes your sexual orifices to shrivel up?” These are...
Remove Your Shoes Saul, for this is Holy Ground
By Caroline Davis and Michael Rosenberg
They Met God
By Madilyn Eberstein Skkt skkt. A pair of dusty cowboy boots thudded onto the saloon’s sand-sprinkled porch. The sun-bleached planks had...
Modern White Democrat Porn
Oval Office, The White House June 14, 2015 The year was 2015, and President Obama’s second term was coming to its fateful close against a...
Merely the Mons
By Sarah Aftab To Rajiv, I am sorry I quasi Jeffrey Toobin-ed you :(( Please read this apology to the tune of Monster Mash: I was just on...
A message from Stephen M. Ross: Dear Students and Staff of the Ross School of Business, THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO CLAIM OUR DESTINY! As...
Rock the Vote
Notes from the other side of the class war By Izzy A. Hedin-Urrutia Humans are creatures of tradition. We crave the familiar, the...
To Whom it May Concern
By Izzy Hedin-Urrutia From: firstname.lastname@example.org To: email@example.com Date: [redacted] Time: 10:47 am Subject Line: New University...
A Stance Against Anti-Sorotitism
ANN ARBOR, MI - Legend has it that a posse of sorority girls today looks like this: designer sneakers (that cost more than my...