by Chris Hanlon
She takes her time when it’s time to get ready
Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy
He has been ready since 2 o’clock
He has tied his shoes and ironed his socks
Melisa on the other hand is taking a while
To perfect her look and broom her smile
She must smell nice and sweet
And her skin must look good even on her feet
She sits in front of a mirror, painting her face
And outside the door Fredy continues to pace
She knows that her boyfriend is unable to wait
Relax, I am taking a while because I want to look great
I am a girl, this is what girls do
Now please fetch my dress and my brand new shoes
He stomped his feet his face red with anger
And he grabbed the heels and the dress from the hanger
You have thirty minutes before I walk out the door!
I do not care if you think you look like a whore
I have been itching all day to go to this ball
I cannot delay any longer, I might punch a wall
Hush Fred, I’ll be ready soon
I just can't decide between pink lipstick or maroon
So the time finally came when the couple were ready
Melisa looked lovely and Fredy looked like normal Fredy
He started the car and the couple got on their way
As the sun began to set, night creeping over day
This party will be fun, I cannot wait to dance
Both of them looked forward to a night of romance
But halfway there, a problem was detected
Fredy tasted a taste in his mouth that tasted infected
He turned around the car and they headed back to their estate
Even though they were already ten minutes late
Melisa asked Fred what he was hiding underneath
I am sorry Melisa but I forgot to brush my teeth