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Oct 30, 2021
Oct 30, 2021
Rush Disciples of Bargozeth!
by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...
Oct 30, 2021
White Claw Plane Crash
Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as MILF president,...
Mar 17, 2020
Letter to a Girl Far Away
Amie, My mother has expressed her concern for my safety during my trip to Canada. She says there is too much terrorism in that country,...
Mar 17, 2020
Shoe Lover
Art by Shannon Zheng
Mar 17, 2020
The Pleasure Palace
That’s right, kids, the rumors are true. The Union has reopened after a lengthy and taxing renovation, and students across the university...
Nov 2, 2019
Oct 31, 2019
A Guide to Studying Abroad in France
So you’ve finally scraped together (or scooped out of granddaddy’s pockets) the cash to study abroad in Paris. Fortunately for you, the...
Aug 11, 2019
GargFeed: Which Guinness World Record Holder Are You?
GargFeed: Which Guinness World Record Holder Are You? We’ve all dreamed of one day having our own world record. But even though we’re all...
Aug 11, 2019
To You Over There
Hey, you. Yeah, you. You know who I'm talking about. The guy sitting a couple tables away from me, wearing your Beats and your salmon...
Jun 5, 2019
Love, Phigma Si
Oct 2018
Jun 5, 2019
Bismarck
Oct 2018
Jun 5, 2019
Fine Art from Issue 2 (2018-19)
Dec 2018
Jun 5, 2019
Soylent in Retrospect
Dec 2018
Jun 5, 2019
Letter to the Readers
Feb 2019
Jun 5, 2019
Letter from Judith Butler
Feb 2019
Jun 5, 2019
Hi Mom, I Think I’m Jewish Now
Soon enough, brand new freshmen—the class of 2023—will be roaming around campus, enjoying the abundant social possibilities this...
Jun 4, 2019
The Gargoyle Investigates: Rising Stars
Donald Glover’s This is America was recently awarded a Grammy, making it one of the most important songs of the year. There is no...
Jun 4, 2019
The Power Lines Gave Me Autism
Story of a first time with marijuana. Alright, where did it all start? I was sitting in my friend’s garage and my friend just started...
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