Letter from Arthur Miller
by Mayee C My dearest reader, Allow me to give you regards on your success in finding my letter. You must have endured a long journey...
110 years... and still waiting for the punchline.
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- Mar 16
The Cult of Mary Sue Coleman
by Ashton Gibson The President has fallen. Long live the President. Something in Ann Arbor shifts. The followers of Mary Sue Coleman had...
- Mar 16
Justice for Kevin Human!
by Luke Homans Change.org Everyone has a hero. Some of those heroes are a little bit mustier than others. However the mustiest of them...
- Mar 16
Sherlock Jr. Dis-solves a Crime
by Mayee C There has been a murder on Baker Street, London. Sir Ulysses of Essex was slit in the throat on his way back to his flat....
- Mar 16
Tips and Tricks: Homicide edition
by Lars Martin Tip #1: If you ever have a knife covered in blood and you need to dispose of the evidence, just dip it in the vat of...
- Mar 16
From the Editor,
by Madylin Eberstein Gargoyle did not kill Phil McKraken. Whoever said that is a dirty liar and probably a communications major. And...
- Mar 16
Garg's Perspective
by Madylin Eberstein To the good people of Ann Arbor, I don’t know what’s happening to me, nor do I know why. It appears that, at last,...
- Mar 16
Harbaugh's Stake
It made his heart flutter, the condom. He had found it on the sidewalk, just lying there, calling to him. When he saw it, he thought to...
- Mar 16
- Mar 16
Dearest Mark (again),
by Luke Homans Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because...