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Letter from Arthur Miller

by Mayee C My dearest reader, Allow me to give you regards on your success in finding my letter. You must have endured a long journey...

The Cult of Mary Sue Coleman

by Ashton Gibson The President has fallen. Long live the President. Something in Ann Arbor shifts. The followers of Mary Sue Coleman had...

Justice for Kevin Human!

by Luke Homans Change.org Everyone has a hero. Some of those heroes are a little bit mustier than others. However the mustiest of them...

Sherlock Jr. Dis-solves a Crime

by Mayee C There has been a murder on Baker Street, London. Sir Ulysses of Essex was slit in the throat on his way back to his flat....

Tips and Tricks: Homicide edition

by Lars Martin Tip #1: If you ever have a knife covered in blood and you need to dispose of the evidence, just dip it in the vat of...

From the Editor,

by Madylin Eberstein Gargoyle did not kill Phil McKraken. Whoever said that is a dirty liar and probably a communications major. And...

Garg's Perspective

by Madylin Eberstein To the good people of Ann Arbor, I don’t know what’s happening to me, nor do I know why. It appears that, at last,...

Harbaugh's Stake

It made his heart flutter, the condom. He had found it on the sidewalk, just lying there, calling to him. When he saw it, he thought to...

To Schlissel

Dearest Mark (again),

by Luke Homans Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because...

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