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Merely the Mons

By Sarah Aftab


To Rajiv, I am sorry I quasi Jeffrey Toobin-ed you :((

Please read this apology to the tune of Monster Mash:


I was just on drugs, one chilly Halloween night

Wearing a costume that wasn't all that tight

When it came out and it caused you a fright

It was merely the mons, not the whole shabam

Oh please man, please understand

It was the mons, the mons flash

It was the mons, the mons flash



One Hallows eve, i was trying to talk to my good friend Rajiv

When i thought i sensed a gentle breeze

But i just ignored it and kept on talking

But what I shouldn't have done was continued walking

It was the mons, the mons flash

It was the mons, the mons flash



I swear to you Rajiv, I didn’t mean to harass you

I know you have a wife and an awesome cat too

it was just the breeze that blew open my costume

During our private call in zoom

It was the mons, the mons flash

It was the mons, the mons flash


I didn’t mean to cause you a fright, I hope this is alright

Next time i will keep my clothes on tight

It was merely the mons that caused you a fright

Oh please man, please understand

It was the mons, the mons flash

It was the mons, the mons flash







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