By Jamie Simons, Illustrated by Mia Lambert

Larry the Cucumber came out as gay shortly after his VeggieTales stint, and has since become a cultural icon, performing at various drag events in front of diehard fans.
Bob the Tomato dropped out of the public spotlight some time after his breakthrough show. He was last seen outside of the Church of Scientology, begging to be let back in.
Junior Asparagus took a hard-right turn into televangelism, keeping himself in the television industry. He now considers himself a prophet, saving the souls of the damned.
Archibald Asparagus died surrounded by his loving friends and family members, including Junior’s father, Mike Asparagus. Mike and Archibald were not related.
Laura Carrot considers herself a bipartisan voter, supporting each candidate and making rants on Twitter about cancel culture. She actively quotes tweets and shows agreement with Elon Musk and AOC’s policies.
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