Attention Deficit: Focus Group

By Kendall Jordan

Do you find yourself struggling to pay attention? Looking at your phone for—

HEY YOU!

YES, YOU.

PAY ATTENTION.

Are you tired of having to look up from your phone every day? Is watching TikToks at 4x speed still not fast enough? When was the last time you had a meal in the dining hall without doomscrolling? If any of these sound like an average day in your mediocre life, you have a problem… a problem we can fix! 

Introducing U-FOCUS! A focus group dedicated to improving your attention span and taking back concentration. Overconsumption can often lead to the development of brain rot, a biological parasite currently present in around 6-7% of the population. We are here as a supportive community that helps stop your technology addiction. 

Find us at www.getyourlifebackyoufuckingscreenager.com