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Something Smells Funky at 420 Maynard!

by Baba Johnny Its’ The Month of April in the year 2022! which means on the first Saturday, April 2nd, students and potheads will gather...

Why is the Gargoyle Green?

by Gautham Jayaraj People often ask “who is Gargoyle?” but many don’t ask “why is Gargoyle?” or more grammatically sensical, “why is...

Green Pilled

by Ashton Gibson You’re trapped in a windowless room, alone, save for the threatening and oddly lumpy trench-coated figure blocking the...

Gargoyle vs. Green Goblin

by Gautham Jayaraj Spiderman No Way Home revealed the reality of the multiverse. There are many spidermen out there on different Earths,...

Letter from Arthur Miller

by Mayee C My dearest reader, Allow me to give you regards on your success in finding my letter. You must have endured a long journey...

The Cult of Mary Sue Coleman

by Ashton Gibson The President has fallen. Long live the President. Something in Ann Arbor shifts. The followers of Mary Sue Coleman had...

Justice for Kevin Human!

Change.org Everyone has a hero. Some of those heroes are a little bit mustier than others. However the mustiest of them all, and...

Tips and Tricks: Homicide edition

by Lars Martin Tip #1: If you ever have a knife covered in blood and you need to dispose of the evidence, just dip it in the vat of...

Schliss Knish

by Gautham Jayaraj A ransom note trembled in Mark Schlissel’s hands, hardened through years of pastry consumption and tuition raises....

Daily Writer Found Dead

by Anson Lee ANN ARBOR: Ann Arbor police are investigating the death of Michigan Daily editor Phil McKraken. McKraken was found dead in...

From the Editor,

by Madylin Eberstein Gargoyle did not kill Phil McKraken. Whoever said that is a dirty liar and probably a communications major. And...

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