by Lars Martin Tip #1: If you ever have a knife covered in blood and you need to dispose of the evidence, just dip it in the vat of...

by Gautham Jayaraj A ransom note trembled in Mark Schlissel’s hands, hardened through years of pastry consumption and tuition raises....

by Anson Lee ANN ARBOR: Ann Arbor police are investigating the death of Michigan Daily editor Phil McKraken. McKraken was found dead in...

by Madylin Eberstein Gargoyle did not kill Phil McKraken. Whoever said that is a dirty liar and probably a communications major. And...

It made his heart flutter, the condom. He had found it on the sidewalk, just lying there, calling to him. When he saw it, he thought to...

by Luke Homans Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because...

by Nora Detgen Last week, insurance giants Geico, Progressive, Liberty Mutual, General Insurance, and State Farm lost their mascots in...

by Mady Eberstein Well, I'll be. If I had a nickel for every time I went and put my foot in my mouth, I’d be a goner. They say big things...

by Sujay Kulkarni Excited fans gearing up for the release of Marvel and Sony’s third Spider-Man movie this winter might be in for a bit...

by Gautham Jayaraj “Is that a joint?” Elon Musk asked Joe Rogan quizzically. He observed the cloud brandishing from the bald, MMA-DMT-Jiu...

by Chris Hanlon She takes her time when it’s time to get ready Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy He has been ready since 2...

by Lars Martin You...you disgusting set of flippant fart-scented frat boys! You are an absolute menace to society. What benefit do you...

by Sujay Kulkarni A family meets for Thanksgiving dinner. Mom: *tapping her glass* Ahem, ahem, everyone – excuse me. I just want to say...