It made his heart flutter, the condom. He had found it on the sidewalk, just lying there, calling to him. When he saw it, he thought to...

Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because obviously you’re...

by Nora Detgen Last week, insurance giants Geico, Progressive, Liberty Mutual, General Insurance, and State Farm lost their mascots in...

by Mady Eberstein Well, I'll be. If I had a nickel for every time I went and put my foot in my mouth, I’d be a goner. They say big things...

by Sujay Kulkarni Excited fans gearing up for the release of Marvel and Sony’s third Spider-Man movie this winter might be in for a bit...

by Chris Hanlon She takes her time when it’s time to get ready Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy He has been ready since 2...

by Lars Martin You...you disgusting set of flippant fart-scented frat boys! You are an absolute menace to society. What benefit do you...

by Sujay Kulkarni A family meets for Thanksgiving dinner. Mom: *tapping her glass* Ahem, ahem, everyone – excuse me. I just want to say...

by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...

Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as MILF president,...