by Gautham Jayaraj Spiderman No Way Home revealed the reality of the multiverse. There are many spidermen out there on different Earths,...

by Mayee C My dearest reader, Allow me to give you regards on your success in finding my letter. You must have endured a long journey...

by Ashton Gibson The President has fallen. Long live the President. Something in Ann Arbor shifts. The followers of Mary Sue Coleman had...

Change.org Everyone has a hero. Some of those heroes are a little bit mustier than others. However the mustiest of them all, and...

by Lars Martin Tip #1: If you ever have a knife covered in blood and you need to dispose of the evidence, just dip it in the vat of...

by Gautham Jayaraj A ransom note trembled in Mark Schlissel’s hands, hardened through years of pastry consumption and tuition raises....

by Anson Lee ANN ARBOR: Ann Arbor police are investigating the death of Michigan Daily editor Phil McKraken. McKraken was found dead in...

by Madylin Eberstein Gargoyle did not kill Phil McKraken. Whoever said that is a dirty liar and probably a communications major. And...

It made his heart flutter, the condom. He had found it on the sidewalk, just lying there, calling to him. When he saw it, he thought to...

Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because obviously you’re...

by Nora Detgen Last week, insurance giants Geico, Progressive, Liberty Mutual, General Insurance, and State Farm lost their mascots in...

by Mady Eberstein Well, I'll be. If I had a nickel for every time I went and put my foot in my mouth, I’d be a goner. They say big things...