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Spider-Man: Nobody's Home?

by Sujay Kulkarni Excited fans gearing up for the release of Marvel and Sony’s third Spider-Man movie this winter might be in for a bit...

Getting Ready

by Chris Hanlon She takes her time when it’s time to get ready Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy He has been ready since 2...

Rush Disciples of Bargozeth!

by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...

White Claw Plane Crash

Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as MILF president,...

Straight Conversion Therapy

A scenario: you’re sitting around the crumbling, flaming hole acting as the fire pit in the co-op that you’ve spent your entire life in....

Requiem for a Particular Night

A poem by Christopher Hanlon A girl named Sarah Who could not have been finer Came to eat with me At a 1950s themed diner I wanted to...

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