by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...

Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as MILF president,...

A scenario: you’re sitting around the crumbling, flaming hole acting as the fire pit in the co-op that you’ve spent your entire life in....

A poem by Christopher Hanlon A girl named Sarah Who could not have been finer Came to eat with me At a 1950s themed diner I wanted to...

By Nicholas Dibagia Parody: https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=55565 Dose: A handful, Oral, LSD Blotter; 1 bowl for recovery,...

By Nicholas Dibagia We’ve all heard the saying: “The buck stops here.” Maybe it was in that picture taken by a potato during Eisenhower’s...

By Brendan Dewley 4. South South should clearly be marked as the worst cardinal direction. South means down, and down is bad. 3. North...

By Brendan Dewley Yeehaw! You got that right, partner! This southern town boilin’ in the swelterin’ heat of the New Mexico desert just up...

By Nicholas Dibagia “What the fuck is going on?” “Who’s in quarantine now?” “Covid causes your sexual orifices to shrivel up?” These are...

By Madylin Eberstein Skkt skkt. A pair of dusty cowboy boots thudded onto the saloon’s sand-sprinkled porch. The sun-bleached planks had...

Oval Office, The White House June 14, 2015 The year was 2015, and President Obama’s second term was coming to its fateful close against a...