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- Mar 16, 2022
Dearest Mark (again),
by Luke Homans Hope this card finds you well (haha). That was just a little goofy banter from the good folks down at Gargoyle, because...
- Dec 7, 2021
Insurance Mascots Go on Strike, America Faces Dangerous Repercussions
by Nora Detgen Last week, insurance giants Geico, Progressive, Liberty Mutual, General Insurance, and State Farm lost their mascots in...
- Dec 6, 2021
Foot in Mouth Disease
by Mady Eberstein Well, I'll be. If I had a nickel for every time I went and put my foot in my mouth, I’d be a goner. They say big things...
- Dec 6, 2021
Spider-Man: Nobody's Home?
by Sujay Kulkarni Excited fans gearing up for the release of Marvel and Sony’s third Spider-Man movie this winter might be in for a bit...
- Dec 6, 2021
Elon Musk’s Bizarre Adventure
by Gautham Jayaraj “Is that a joint?” Elon Musk asked Joe Rogan quizzically. He observed the cloud brandishing from the bald, MMA-DMT-Jiu...
- Dec 6, 2021
Getting Ready
by Chris Hanlon She takes her time when it’s time to get ready Much to the annoyance of her boyfriend Fredy He has been ready since 2...
- Dec 6, 2021
To the students who pack up before the teacher stops talking,
by Lars Martin You...you disgusting set of flippant fart-scented frat boys! You are an absolute menace to society. What benefit do you...
- Dec 6, 2021
Dearest Mark,
by Luke Homans In honor of the announcement of your retirement, we here at Gargoyle would like to issue our official apology. It has come...
- Dec 6, 2021
Philosophy Student is a Jerk: Thanksgiving
by Sujay Kulkarni A family meets for Thanksgiving dinner. Mom: *tapping her glass* Ahem, ahem, everyone – excuse me. I just want to say...
- Dec 6, 2021
Subject: Naughty Aflac Agent
by Gautham Jayaraj Dear Zach, I’m writing this email to you as a friendly reminder to quack off. I’m tired of your bullquack. I’m not...
- Dec 6, 2021
Musings of a Red Solo Cup
by Ruth Marks My existence is fleeting and was always meant to be fleeting. I’ve understood this fact since my conception. Since my...
- Dec 6, 2021
Mormon Bigfoot
by Ashton Gibson Who is Bigfoot? Where did he come from? This terrifying secret, once closely held exclusively by members of the Church...
- Nov 21, 2021
Greatest YouTube Comments Battle
by Gautham Jayaraj Video--Dave the Cashier Steals Money From Man Stealing Money MeckMenu: These guys were just passing the baton in a...
- Oct 30, 2021
Pinocchio the Snitch
by pposey
- Oct 30, 2021
- Oct 30, 2021
Rush Disciples of Bargozeth!
by Nora Detgen Are you interested in Doomsday Prep? Are you as excited as we are for the great reckoning? Are you ready for the Lord of...
- Oct 30, 2021
White Claw Plane Crash
by Luke Homans Dear Michigan Intercollegiate Liaison of Fraternities, I am writing you this memo to let you know the action that I, as...
- Oct 30, 2021
UMich Community Divided Over Campus-Wide No Nut November Mandate
by Hailey Fiel “It was supposed to be a joke!” claims Richard Johnson, student founder of the No Nut November Coalition on campus who...
- May 1, 2021
A Tinder Tale
By Michael Rosenberg
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